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Customer: The apps you SAID you installed on the iPads AREN'T ON THERE. You have RUINED my lesson!

Customer: Come and fix it RIGHT NOW!

Technician: (thinks) I KNOW those apps are on there. I checked EVERY iPad.

Road sign: 22 miles.

Technician: Oh look... THERE it is... RIGHT on the front screen (x 26 iPads)

Customer: Well it WASN'T there this morning.

Technician: 'fraid it was.

Customer: Three of us looked and NOBODY could see it.

Technician: You are a (moron) VALUED CUSTOMER. I have to leave and go back to Faraway Town now.

Road sign: 22 miles.